Everything is Bigger in Texas

Well, I already picked on Georgia, so today is my ode to the great state of Texas. These are oddly named children born in the lone star state

Benedict

Elvis

Boston (um...ok)

Jaxxsen (he'll have to lap dance to make enough to add that extra X to his name)

Ga'Zelle (def: an animal, usually found in Africa and hunted by lions for food)

Vittoriah

Symphony (actually...I kind of like this one, I've just never seen it used as a name before hence why it made the list)

Fidel

Robneka

Beyonce (no comment)

Alizey (the liquor was kickin in when they picked the name)

Tatorey (insert your own jokes and one liners here)

Denim

Riot (wtf????)

Evili (it's just cutting it too close to Evil)

Paradise

German

Fester (again wtf???? the only thing that would've made this my best find ever was if their last name had been Adams)

and my new Texas favorite:

Azriel ok...in the parents' defense this is a legitimate Jewish name, HOWEVER maybe it's me, but it will always make me think of Gargamel's cat on the Smurfs--it's not quite spelled the same, but...