Sunday, November 27, 2011

What's Wrong With This Picture?

So many many MANY things wrong with this story, aside from the horrible name choice... 13-Pound Baby Named 'Jihad' Born in Germany

Yeah Hitler was already banned so I guess they went with the next best option...


Saturday, November 26, 2011

I Say Facebook is the Devil But...

So, I finally made a Facebook fan page for the best of the EJB files...

Scroll down and look to the right and make sure to "like" the new EJB FB page. Post up new names, comments and spread the word

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Maury Moment

So, I'm taking a quick break from a project and watching clips of Maury on YouTube (I LOVE technology) and I come across a paternity test segment (see link) where a girl is testing five men for her two kids...

And I see the child's name flash across the screen...


I <3 Maury. That is all.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Not Sure How I Feel About This...

So Nia Long, (who I absolutely adore) had another baby boy, but his name is kinda making me feel some sorta way...I have a love hate relationship with it right now...

His name is...

Kez Sunday

Click here to see the whole story

Monday, November 7, 2011

Aquaman Better Call Maury

A friend of mine posted this on FB today:

"Waiting in line at BOA... I hear a girl scream at her son, "Sit down Aquariante!" Why couldn't I think of a name that creative??"

*backs away very slowly* *blank stare and all that*

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Monday, September 26, 2011

Is That Where Your Parents Met?


I hadn't seen/heard a good one in awhile, but how about Saturday night I went to a fast food place and as I was walking out I happened to look at my receipt (wishing now I would've shot a pic with my phone)... why was the cashier named... wait for it, wait for it...


:/ epic fail.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Monday, May 16, 2011

"Like" OMG!

First someone names their kid Facebook, and now some Israeli couple named their kid "Like"

as in ...

Smdh. And Dislike. Here's the story link

Monday, May 9, 2011

Strike Three

This is the third weirdo celebrity baby name this week. Man, there must be something in the water.

So Alicia may remember her from such films as Clueless where she was named after Cher (the singer)--well...ok...sigh...and... she named her son...

Bear Blu

What in the name of snuggle fabric fvckery is that?


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Mariah's Scary Baby Names...

Yeah I said it...

so Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon named the twins. Wait for it...wait for it...

Monroe Cannon (the girl, named after Marilyn Monroe). And Moroccan Scott Cannon (the boy named after the Moroccan room where her husband proposed).

So...Moroccan Monroe.

Say it three times fast..I dare you.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Hawaiian (Sucker) Punch

Antonio Sabbato and his girlfriend chose this Hawaiian name as the middle name for their new son--


...I love Hawaiian names, but c'mon son.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Contenders for the Worst Names in History

Marijuana Pepsi Jackson is in this may remember her from a previous post.

However, my new favorite is this one (which I did in fact look up on Linkdn)

Here's the link to some more... via

Wednesday, March 23, 2011