OK... I came across a photo of this name on flickr. I thought perhaps it was a photoshop job, but alas no!
No combination of names, nicknames or variations thereof are going to make this any less painless for this kid.
Here's the actual link to the birth announcement posted in the Spokesman Review (WA state): http://www.spokesmanreview.com/records/births/births.asp?ID=53897
But um, I'm just gonna let the announcement speak for itself: