Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Way Down Yonder in Mississippi...

There was an interesting article today on yahoo on how Mississippi has replaced New Mexico and Texas as the state with the highest teen birth rate. Check the story out here: Mississippi has highest teen pregnancy rate

And since I have already "messed with Texas" I thought today I would do an ode to Mississippi.



Now I don't know too much about Mississppi, except how to spell it and what I remember from my un-intentional drive across the entire state about 3 years ago. What I did learn is that maaaaaan can they name 'em down there...sheesh! Not only did I find some babies, but I found some mamas with some hot mess atrocious names. I plan to post those in another "yo mama" blog later in the week.

Catfish and confederate flags aside, here is today's naughty list courtesy of our friends in the Magnolia state:

Takota
Ziquavion
Rush
Malajiah
Chancas
L'Kadryn
Dynastee
Zy'Reonnia
Zandler
Fa'vvon
Tylandric
Kymper
Nuseka

The irony award:

LaJaedan
(sadly adding a prefix just made it more of a mess. Le grand *sigh*)

And the winner of the parents had to be World of Warcraft junkies award:

Aragorn

3 comments:

80zBaby said...

Lol...Rush is kind of a cute name for a boy but what do i know.I dont have any kids yet but people always clown me when i tell them what i plan on naming my kids.If i have a boy i want to name him "ashlee" or "ashari" or "jillian".Yea..I know kind of feminine but hey...and god forbid i have a little girl.Dont know what id do...

reedwrites said...

Ashlee for a boy. Usual, but read/watch Gone With the Wind-- there's a male charter named Ashley.

reedwrites said...

Sorry I meant *unusual*. And Rush would depend on what your last name was...if it was Johnson maybe it's do-able, but it always makes me think of Rush Limbaugh who is a certifiable idiot