Haven't had one of these moments in awhile.
Was standing outside a venue last night after a mini fight broke out between a couple (nothing but drama...lol) and I'm talking to the bouncer and the host of another venue (who I'd never met until last night)...
Somehow we got to talking about our kids. The host says he has a 17 year old. The bouncer gives me a look and says "oh he started young--he started at 12"
I think he's joking so I ask the host how old he is. He says...
[insert pause. do the math in your head. make the same screw face I just did and then continue reading]
The host walks away for a second to check on one of the people from the fight and the bouncer turns to me and says "and you know what his name is?"
[wait for it...wait for it...]
that's "Geez-us" btw not "Hey-seus"
*drops mic walks away*