NFL- "Named Foolishly League"

I don't like football. Really I don't. I just can't seem to get into a sport where a bunch of grown men wearing tight pants chase around a piece of leather while purposely tackling each other, patting each other on the a$$ and then dance around like MC Hammer on crack once they reach the end zone (several hours later).

However, it has not escaped my attention that along with having big muscles, no neck, some speed and a willingness to endure brutal punishment at the hands of 300 pound men hitting you head on in your guts for a million plus bucks a year, an odd name seems almost a prerequisite for joining the NFL.

So after some research and consultation with a few guy friends of mine here are some of the more off the wall names of real (mostly current) NFL players. Most of these are first name only...although I did find a few intriguing first/last name combinations.

Plaxico

Tuff

Ocho Cinco (it's legally changed)

Tebucky

Lawyer

Peerless

D'Brickashaw

Earthwind

Atari

Craphonso

Elvis

Cletis

Aveion

Na'il

Cadillac

Tank

Napoleon

Rock

Early

Shawntae (typically this is a girl's name)

Ritchie Incognito

Syndric Steptoe

And my favorite just because you really can't say it with a straight face...

Dick Butkus