Primary Colors?

So we also have our first celebrity baby name of the year...

Beyonce and Jay-Z have named their new daughter

Blue Ivy

Um...jury's still out on this one. Thoughts?

So Many Jokes Here...

I have NO WORDS...

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Arrested By Madison, Wisc. Police

What's Wrong With This Picture?

So many many MANY things wrong with this story, aside from the horrible name choice... 13-Pound Baby Named 'Jihad' Born in Germany

Yeah Hitler was already banned so I guess they went with the next best option...

*facepalm*

Maury Moment

So, I'm taking a quick break from a project and watching clips of Maury on YouTube (I LOVE technology) and I come across a paternity test segment (see link) where a girl is testing five men for her two kids...

And I see the child's name flash across the screen...

Inkenjarick

I <3 Maury. That is all.

Told You So...

See...this is why people should THINK before they pick a NAME.


One tenth of parents regret the names they chose for their children

Click link for full story

Wow...just WOW!!!

These are some of the WORST REAL names ever!! All courtesy of Someecards and Happyplace.com

Is That Where Your Parents Met?

Ok...

I hadn't seen/heard a good one in awhile, but how about Saturday night I went to a fast food place and as I was walking out I happened to look at my receipt (wishing now I would've shot a pic with my phone)... why was the cashier named... wait for it, wait for it...

Ikea

:/ epic fail.

The Devil's Spawn (Literally)

New Zealand has banned the name "Lucifer" after not one but THREE sets of parents tried to name their kid:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/newsroom/name-013131260.html

WHY????????

Unfortunately named

All courtesy of someecards.com and http://www.happyplace.com/3683/fagley-dork-man-has-worst-name-of-all-time

Worst of 2010

Worst celebrity baby names of 2010 (via babycenter.com)

Buddy Bear Maurice (Jamie Oliver & Juliette Norton)
Egypt Daoud (Alicia Keys & Kaseem Dean)
Cosima (Claudia Schiffer & Matthew Vaughn)
Axel (Will Ferrell & Viveca Paulin)
Krishna (Padma Lakshmi)
Gideon Scott (Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka)
Billie Beatrice (Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart)
Abel James (Amy Poehler & Will Arnett)
Vida (Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves)
Nelson (Céline Dion & René Angélil)

The Five Names of Death--One Confirmed Kill

Well as it turns out...

Abcde (pronounced Ab-si-dy) is actually a legit name. There were 32 girls born in 2009 who share it and 28 born in 2008.

1 down. 4 lives to go.

What's Next? Cinnamon Roll?

Pulled from a friend of mine's Facebook status:

"WOW...just met a lady that actually named her baby Bunbun. She said she named him that because he was cute at birth."

Epic FAIL. Parenting license REVOKED.

Denial is not just a river in...

So Alicia Keys and Swizz beats had a boy.

His name according to usweekly.com is:

Egypy Daoud Dean

*crickets*

No comment

Who Knew...

Via Yahoo!

A little video about most common first names (i.e. breakers of the Wonder Bread Rule).

There's an interesting little tidbit about last names too.

Who Knew: Most Common First Names

Hey Hon, Can You Grab Me a Beer?

Sure thing...

via failblog:

So Bad It's Awesome...

I'll only preface this briefly and then you can bask in the awesomeness...

There's a story on yahoo this morning about a 6'9 junior college basketball player.

His REAL given name:

God's Gift Achiuwa

Click here for the story

And I Quote...

Posted on FB by a friend of mine. Both of her daughters are having babies.

"Dear fb, she really likes the name jakyra but monte the 2nd it will be."

The other child is to be named Timmiyyah (which I think is pronounced like Tamia).


(yes E darling I am putting you on blast. Still love you though! Muah)

All Your Kids Are Named the SAME Thing

Aidan, Kayden, Jayden and F%$@#ing Prosperity!

Priceless!

Speaking in tongues...

Damn you Rickey Smiley...smh

"Paternity Test Tuesday"... smh

Today...

Today...smdh

Today... they had a couple who was way too f%^&$%# young to be getting paternity tests done. The mom was 14 (WTF????)

The grandmother (who by the way was only 31!!!!), her name was Sheba. Now the girl was supposedly named after the mom. I'm not entirely sure I am spelling this correctly, but her name was:

Shabalaquita

I promise you. I PROMISE YOU...I did not make that up. The hosts kept pronouncing it like Sha-ba-la-qwe-ta.

*blank stare*

You're Unique Just Like Everyone Else

Editorial from yesterday's Washington Post

Your baby is unique, but her name isn't

preach to the choir!