Monday, November 7, 2011

Aquaman Better Call Maury

A friend of mine posted this on FB today:

"Waiting in line at BOA... I hear a girl scream at her son, "Sit down Aquariante!" Why couldn't I think of a name that creative??"

*backs away very slowly* *blank stare and all that*

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Monday, September 26, 2011

Is That Where Your Parents Met?

Ok...

I hadn't seen/heard a good one in awhile, but how about Saturday night I went to a fast food place and as I was walking out I happened to look at my receipt (wishing now I would've shot a pic with my phone)... why was the cashier named... wait for it, wait for it...

Ikea

:/ epic fail.

Thursday, July 28, 2011