Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Mariah's Scary Baby Names...

Yeah I said it...

so Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon named the twins. Wait for it...wait for it...

Monroe Cannon (the girl, named after Marilyn Monroe). And Moroccan Scott Cannon (the boy named after the Moroccan room where her husband proposed).

So...Moroccan Monroe.

Say it three times fast..I dare you.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Hawaiian (Sucker) Punch

Antonio Sabbato and his girlfriend chose this Hawaiian name as the middle name for their new son--

KAMAKANAALOHAMAIKALANI


...I love Hawaiian names, but c'mon son.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Contenders for the Worst Names in History

Marijuana Pepsi Jackson is in this batch...you may remember her from a previous post.

However, my new favorite is this one (which I did in fact look up on Linkdn)

Here's the link to some more... via someecards.com

http://www.someecards.com/2011/04/11/fagley-dork-man-has-worst-name-of-all-time

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Worst of 2010

Worst celebrity baby names of 2010 (via babycenter.com)

Buddy Bear Maurice (Jamie Oliver & Juliette Norton)
Egypt Daoud (Alicia Keys & Kaseem Dean)
Cosima (Claudia Schiffer & Matthew Vaughn)
Axel (Will Ferrell & Viveca Paulin)
Krishna (Padma Lakshmi)
Gideon Scott (Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka)
Billie Beatrice (Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart)
Abel James (Amy Poehler & Will Arnett)
Vida (Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves)
Nelson (Céline Dion & René Angélil)

Friday, November 19, 2010

The Five Names of Death--One Confirmed Kill

Well as it turns out...

Abcde (pronounced Ab-si-dy) is actually a legit name. There were 32 girls born in 2009 who share it and 28 born in 2008.

1 down. 4 lives to go.