So Bad It's Awesome...

I'll only preface this briefly and then you can bask in the awesomeness...

There's a story on yahoo this morning about a 6'9 junior college basketball player.

His REAL given name:

God's Gift Achiuwa

Click here for the story

And I Quote...

Posted on FB by a friend of mine. Both of her daughters are having babies.

"Dear fb, she really likes the name jakyra but monte the 2nd it will be."

The other child is to be named Timmiyyah (which I think is pronounced like Tamia).


(yes E darling I am putting you on blast. Still love you though! Muah)

All Your Kids Are Named the SAME Thing

Aidan, Kayden, Jayden and F%$@#ing Prosperity!

Priceless!

Speaking in tongues...

Damn you Rickey Smiley...smh

"Paternity Test Tuesday"... smh

Today...

Today...smdh

Today... they had a couple who was way too f%^&$%# young to be getting paternity tests done. The mom was 14 (WTF????)

The grandmother (who by the way was only 31!!!!), her name was Sheba. Now the girl was supposedly named after the mom. I'm not entirely sure I am spelling this correctly, but her name was:

Shabalaquita

I promise you. I PROMISE YOU...I did not make that up. The hosts kept pronouncing it like Sha-ba-la-qwe-ta.

*blank stare*

You're Unique Just Like Everyone Else

Editorial from yesterday's Washington Post

Your baby is unique, but her name isn't

preach to the choir!

Baby Name Day- changes and surprises

Drumroll....here is the SSA TOP NAMES 2009

Boys:	1) Jacob	Girls:	1) Isabella
	2) Ethan		2) Emma
	3) Michael		3) Olivia
	4) Alexander		4) Sophia
	5) William		5) Ava
	6) Joshua		6) Emily
	7) Daniel		7) Madison
	8) Jayden		8) Abigail
	9) Noah		9) Chloe
	10)Anthony		10)Mia

In a shocker....Emily drops to #6 and Emma is overthrown for Isabella. On the boys side it's team Jacob for the win...lol

Uber appropriate or hilariously ironic?

Nigeria swore in a new president today.

His name--his real given name:

Goodluck Jonathan

I promise you I did not make this up.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article7118144.ece

By the way...Sunday the new SSA popular baby name list comes out. :)