Worst Celebrity Baby Names of 2011...

Let's see if you agree with this year's picks... I know a few made the EJB list

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/best-worst-celebrity-baby-names-2011-212200578.html#more-id

What's Wrong With This Picture?

So many many MANY things wrong with this story, aside from the horrible name choice... 13-Pound Baby Named 'Jihad' Born in Germany

Yeah Hitler was already banned so I guess they went with the next best option...

*facepalm*

I Say Facebook is the Devil But...

So, I finally made a Facebook fan page for the best of the EJB files...

Scroll down and look to the right and make sure to "like" the new EJB FB page. Post up new names, comments and spread the word

Maury Moment

So, I'm taking a quick break from a project and watching clips of Maury on YouTube (I LOVE technology) and I come across a paternity test segment (see link) where a girl is testing five men for her two kids...

And I see the child's name flash across the screen...

Inkenjarick

I <3 Maury. That is all.

Not Sure How I Feel About This...

So Nia Long, (who I absolutely adore) had another baby boy, but his name is kinda making me feel some sorta way...I have a love hate relationship with it right now...

His name is...

Kez Sunday


Click here to see the whole story

Talk About Not Following the...

Soccer Player Regrets Naming His Son "Trendy"

Why?

Aquaman Better Call Maury

A friend of mine posted this on FB today:

"Waiting in line at BOA... I hear a girl scream at her son, "Sit down Aquariante!" Why couldn't I think of a name that creative??"

*backs away very slowly* *blank stare and all that*

Told You So...

See...this is why people should THINK before they pick a NAME.


One tenth of parents regret the names they chose for their children

Click link for full story

Wow...just WOW!!!

These are some of the WORST REAL names ever!! All courtesy of Someecards and Happyplace.com

Is That Where Your Parents Met?

Ok...

I hadn't seen/heard a good one in awhile, but how about Saturday night I went to a fast food place and as I was walking out I happened to look at my receipt (wishing now I would've shot a pic with my phone)... why was the cashier named... wait for it, wait for it...

Ikea

:/ epic fail.

The Devil's Spawn (Literally)

New Zealand has banned the name "Lucifer" after not one but THREE sets of parents tried to name their kid:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/newsroom/name-013131260.html

WHY????????

Unfortunately named

All courtesy of someecards.com and http://www.happyplace.com/3683/fagley-dork-man-has-worst-name-of-all-time

What do you think?

Harper Seven.

That's the Beckham's newest addition-- any thoughts?

The Headline Says it All

Ron Artest is petitioning to change his name to ‘Metta World Peace’

I'm going to sit right over here and not say another word

...and finally

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Too Easy...

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Did Mickey or Daisy Bail Him Out?

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"Like" OMG!

First someone names their kid Facebook, and now some Israeli couple named their kid "Like"


as in ...



Smdh. And Dislike. Here's the story link

http://mashable.com/2011/05/16/baby-like/

Strike Three

This is the third weirdo celebrity baby name this week. Man, there must be something in the water.

So Alicia Silverstone...you may remember her from such films as Clueless where she was named after Cher (the singer)--well...ok...sigh...and... she named her son...

Bear Blu

What in the name of snuggle fabric fvckery is that?

Sigh!

Mariah's Scary Baby Names...

Yeah I said it...

so Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon named the twins. Wait for it...wait for it...

Monroe Cannon (the girl, named after Marilyn Monroe). And Moroccan Scott Cannon (the boy named after the Moroccan room where her husband proposed).

So...Moroccan Monroe.

Say it three times fast..I dare you.

Hawaiian (Sucker) Punch

Antonio Sabbato and his girlfriend chose this Hawaiian name as the middle name for their new son--

KAMAKANAALOHAMAIKALANI


...I love Hawaiian names, but c'mon son.

Contenders for the Worst Names in History

Marijuana Pepsi Jackson is in this batch...you may remember her from a previous post.

However, my new favorite is this one (which I did in fact look up on Linkdn)

Here's the link to some more... via someecards.com

http://www.someecards.com/2011/04/11/fagley-dork-man-has-worst-name-of-all-time

Say What?

Where the hell is Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg ???

Watch this neat little video from yahoo...

Who Knew- World's Longest Words/ Names

No words!

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