Take 2 with Food. May Cause Severe Side Effects

Note to self: Sell naming rights to my next child to major pharmaceutical company

The trick to these names is to take any one of them and substitute it in an ad for any pharmaceutical product. Try it out with the following:




Side effects for naming your child any of the following may include:

• Repeated mispronunciation and misspelling


• Repeated head scratching and looks of bewilderment from others


• Blank stares


• Sudden thoughts of what-was-I-thinking


• Dry mouth


• Constipation from straining to remember how to spell it

I need an aspirin just to try and get through these:

Trilexcia
Janatica
Vasilija
Ritalin (you can’t possibly be serious?!?)
Zalax
Allegra (why not Claritin for a girl or Sudafed for a boy)
Galaxia
Jarexi
Santhonax
Ruchoma
Reasure
Chlamydia (do I even need to explain what’s wrong with that one??)
Cortzuruna

And the winner of the most likely to have a condition named after you award:

Chlomania