No disrespect to the dead but...

Just so you know that this name is not urban legend...

Cannon, Acquanetta*
Family-Placed Death Notice CANNON, Acquanetta Funeral service for Ms. Acquanetta D. Cannon will be held on Friday, February 20, 2009 at XXXXX Funeral Home at 1:00 PM. 404-XXX-XXXX
Published in The Atlanta Journal-Constitution on 2/19/2009

Just in case you need a reminder of why this is funny...

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Thanks Malika for sending me this one.